Both young and old students and professionals alike will appreciate this easy-to-use, uncensored, totally x-rated, and hilarious phrase generator. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.
Creative Cursing: A Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator
The Battle of the Labyrinth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book 4)
In this latest installment of the blockbuster series, time is running out as war between the Olympians and the evil Titan lord Kronos draws near. Even the safe haven of Camp Half-Blood grows more vulnerable by the minute as Kronos's army prepares to invade its once impenetrable borders. To stop them, Percy and his demigod friends must set out on a quest through the Labyrinth-a sprawling underground world with stunning surprises at every turn. Full of humor and heart-pounding action, this fourth book promises to be their most thrilling adventure yet.
Please note: While the cover of the book may vary the content is the same. Please note: While the cover of the book may vary the content is the same.
The Christmas Groom: Bachelor Billionaire Romance (A Last Play Companion)
Storm Goodman has heard every weather joke in the book—and she’s not in the mood for another. Lately her life has lived up to her name. After a year of personal setbacks in her skiing career and her grandfather passing, she thought the worst of it was over until Four days before Christmas her lawyer tells her she can’t inherit the ranch her grandfather left her—unless she’s married by noon on Christmas day. Good thing she has a guy to marry—too bad he’s also the same guy who cheated on her last year. She’ll have to put up with him if she wants to keep the land from being turned over to the BLM.
When a mysterious guy shows up, chewing her out for spraying snow on him, she never would have imagined she’d end up on a date with him. Or kiss him! Why does her life have such rotten timing? After night skiing, soaking in the hot tub, and dancing at an old folk’s home, Storm begins to wonder if she can really go through with the marriage to her ex.
Now she and Nathan are faced with a choice—walk away or let the timing of love sync up once and for all.
This book also includes excerpts of:
Cami Checkett's new release, Pass Interference: A Last Play Romance.
Jennifer Youngblood and Sandra Poole's newest release, Love on the Rebound
Lucy McConnell's newest release, Marrying Miss Kringle: Ginger
Nathan's story's is a stand alone book. But, there's four other fun bachelor billionaires living in Jackson Hole, Wyoming who have already fallen in love.
If you wanted to read Bachelor Billionaire Romance in order it would go like this:
Almost Everything (Part of The Destination Billionaire Romances)
The Unfinished Groom (Part of the Bachelor Billionaire Romances)
The Barefoot Groom (Part of Bachelor Billionaire Romances)
The Masquerading Groom (Bachelor Billionaire Romances)
The Christmas Groom (Bachelor Billionaire Romances)
There is cross over between the Bachelor Billionaire Romance and The Last Play Romances.
If you wanted to read them all in order, it goes like this:
Last Play
The Rookie
Just Play
A Player for Christmas
Second String
Almost Everything (Part of The Destination Billionaire Romances)
The Unfinished Groom (Part of the Bachelor Billionaire Romances)
The Barefoot Groom (Part of Bachelor Billionaire Romances)
The Masquerading Groom (Bachelor Billionaire Romances)
The Christmas Groom (Bachelor Billionaire Romances)
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How to Draw (Dover How to Draw)
Learn Calligraphy: The Complete Book of Lettering and Design
Calligraphy remains perennially popular, often adorning wedding invitations, diplomas, and commercial signs.Whether it is Roman, Gothic, Celtic, Bookhand, or Italic style, calligraphy conveys class and elegance. Margaret Shepherd makes this ancient art form accessible in a completely hand-lettered technical guide that will:
*Provide context for calligraphy as an art, exploring the rich tradition of hand-lettering and mapping the evolution of the most popular styles.
*Give detailed technical advice on choosing pens, paper, and inks, setting up your workspace, mastering various pen angles, along with step-by-step illustrations to guide you as you practice.
*Explain which alphabets are appropriate for different forms of writing. For example, the Roman alphabet works well for short, unpunctuated passages, while the Italic alphabet is more suited to informal everyday communication.
*Encourage you to personalize your lettering by using variant strokes and interpreting how you would like the words to look on the page.
*Inspire you with carefully chosen illustrations and examples, which bring letters to life.
In Margaret Shepherd's own words, "Calligraphy trains not only your eye and hand, but your mind as well."Learn Calligraphy is the authoritative primer for this age-old craft, and will help develop a new appreciation for lettering as you discover your creative personality.
The Everything Kids' Astronomy Book: Blast into outer space with stellar facts, intergalactic trivia, and out-of-this-world puzzles
- How galaxies like the Milky Way were built.
- Why the sun's surface is 20,000-50,000-degrees Fahrenheit.
- Why the earth spins and how gravity works.
- What comets and asteroids are made of and how they affect planets.
- The truth about the man in the moon.
- Why Mars is so hot and what those rings around Saturn are.
- What scientists think about aliens and life in outer space
Coloring Books: Butterfly Swirls (Teen and Adult Coloring Books!)
Let your creativity run wild!
30 Original Artist Designs, High Resolution
A Gorgeous Coloring Book!!!
*Printed on one side of the paper
*Incredibly Fun and Relaxing
Cat Page-A-Day Gallery Calendar 2017
101 Dog Tricks: Step by Step Activities to Engage, Challenge, and Bond with Your Dog
Tricks range from simple ones like Sit, Shake Hands, Fetch, and Roll Over, to extraordinary ones like Tidy Up Your Toys into the Toybox, and Get a Soda from the Fridge. Millions of people have found success with Kyra Sundance's step-by-step techniques and you can too. Trick training will help you bond with your dog and integrate himinto your family. Tricks keep him mentally and physically challenged and help to establish paths of communication between you. Many tricks build skills used in dog sports, dog dancing, and dog therapy work. 101 Dog Tricks will inspire you to do more with your dog!
Adult Coloring Books: Animals - Stress Relief Coloring Book
• A Best Seller Adult Coloring Book!
• Features detailed birds, African wildlife, fish, wildcats, and more
• Simply sit back, relax, and choose the animal design that connects with you
• Color in the pages with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, and/or crayon.
• Each coloring page is on a separate sheetThe animals designs in this book were influenced by both eastern and western art. Using everything from mosaics to henna, the calm enjoyment from coloring these pieces feels endless.
Teacher Life: A Snarky Chalkboard Coloring Book (Humorous Coloring Books For Grown- Ups)
- Premium matte finish cover design
- Printed single sided on bright white paper
- Perfect for all coloring mediums
- High quality 60# paper stock
- Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages
- Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775
- Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964
- Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065
- Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X
- Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759
- Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578
- Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237
- Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
Mandala Wonders | Color Art for Everyone - Leisure Arts (6765)
Elephant Coloring Book For Adults: An Adult Coloring Book of 40 Patterned, Henna and Paisley Style Elephant (Animal Coloring Books for Adults) (Volume 2)
Get fantastic value for money with this huge Elephant Coloring Book!
These expertly illustrated elephant designs will provide hour upon hour of entertainment!
This elephant coloring book contains 40 single sided coloring pages. This allows you to remove each page for framing for example. This also helps reduce bleed through onto the other designs even if you are using markers, making this book suitable for everything from coloring pencils through to marker pens.
The henna and paisley elephant designs contained within this fantastic book are created by various artists, each hand picked by us here at Adult Coloring World to ensure fantastic quality throughout. We know that sometimes you will buy a book after being impressed initially by an amazing design on the cover, only to be disappointed with the books contents when you open it. Well we make sure this never happens with any of our books and we can assure you that all of the designs inside are high quality from start to finish.
This adult coloring book of elephants contains a wide variety of imagery. The designs you will find inside also range from very easy simplistic designs right through to the more challenging and complicated, so there will be something to suit all tastes. If you love elephants then what are you waiting for? Get started today!
52 Lists for Happiness: Weekly Journaling Inspiration for Positivity, Balance, and Joy
Drawing on happiness research and her own personal philosophy, Moorea Seal creates an inspiring tool for list lovers everywhere to discover the keys to their own unique happiness and bring more joy and balance into their lives. This beautiful, undated hardcover journal with 52 listing prompts encourages readers to reflect, acknowledge, and invest in themselves, and ultimately transform their lives by figuring out exactly what makes them happy. Like Seal’s The 52 Lists Project, this keepsake journal comes in a luxurious package full of lush photography, charming illustrations, copper foil, and a lush red velvet ribbon.
Texts from Dog 2017 Day-to-Day Calendar
Based on the extremely popular textfromdog.tumblr.com, each full-color page of the Texts from Dog 2017 Day-to-Day Calendar features an imaginary, hilarious, and occasionally rude SMS exchange between Dog, the foul-mouthed British bulldog, and his owner, October Jones. In between crime fighting sprees and run-ins with the postman, there are romantic interludes with pillows, fetch sessions gone awry, and abusive banter only a bromance between man and his text-savvy dog can spawn.
Grumpy Cat Year-In-A-Box Calendar (2017)
Wreck This Journal (Red) Expanded Ed.
For anyone who's ever had trouble starting, keeping, or finishing a journal or sketchbook comes this expanded edition of Wreck This Journal, a subversive illustrated book that challenges readers to muster up their best mistake- and mess-making abilities to fill the pages of the book—or destroy them.
Through a series of creative and quirky prompts, acclaimed guerilla artist Keri Smith encourages journalers to engage in destructive acts—poking holes through pages, adding photos and defacing them, painting pages with coffee, coloring outside the lines, and more—in order to experience the true creative process. With Smith's unique sensibility, readers are introduced to a new way of art- and journal-making, discovering novel ways to escape the fear of the blank page and fully engage in the creative process.
To create is to destroy. Happy wrecking!
Swear Word Coloring Book: I Don't Give A Damn Adult Coloring Book Featuring Sweary Words & Funny Phrases
Special Discount $14.99 $3.99 until December 10. Get your copy right now!
This new best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to cool down and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color
- Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation
- It includes a Digital PDF Edition for Unlimited Printing
- It includes 29 Exclusive Swear Word & Funny Phrases Coloring Pages Designed for Adults
- Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through
- Each Swear Word is Designed with Flowers, Motifs, and Patterns
- The Variety of Pages Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level
- Follow us on Snapchat at: Rainbowcoloring
- Use the special link inside the book and get the PDF Version
- Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11"
- Single-Sided Pages
- Printed on white paper
- Fuck Off
- Piss Off
- I Don't Give A Damn
- Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
- Shut the fuck up!
- You Gotta Be Shitting Me
- Where the fuck am I?
- Cuntface
- Calm the Fuck down
- What an Asshole
- Douche bag
- Piece of Shit
- And Much More..!
Get Your Copy Today!
Outlander
Unrivaled storytelling. Unforgettable characters. Rich historical detail. These are the hallmarks of Diana Gabaldon’s work. Her New York Times bestselling Outlander novels have earned the praise of critics and captured the hearts of millions of fans. Here is the story that started it all, introducing two remarkable characters, Claire Beauchamp Randall and Jamie Fraser, in a spellbinding novel of passion and history that combines exhilarating adventure with a love story for the ages.
OUTLANDER
Scottish Highlands, 1945. Claire Randall, a former British combat nurse, is just back from the war and reunited with her husband on a second honeymoon when she walks through a standing stone in one of the ancient circles that dot the British Isles. Suddenly she is a Sassenach—an “outlander”—in a Scotland torn by war and raiding clans in the year of Our Lord . . . 1743.
Claire is catapulted into the intrigues of a world that threatens her life, and may shatter her heart. Marooned amid danger, passion, and violence, Claire learns her only chance of safety lies in Jamie Fraser, a gallant young Scots warrior. What begins in compulsion becomes urgent need, and Claire finds herself torn between two very different men, in two irreconcilable lives.
Praise for Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander novels
“Marvelous and fantastic adventures, romance, sex . . . perfect escape reading.”—San Francisco Chronicle, on Outlander
“History comes deliciously alive on the page.”—New York Daily News, on Outlander
“Gabaldon is a born storyteller. . . . The pages practically turn themselves.”—The Arizona Republic, on Dragonfly in Amber
“Triumphant . . . Her use of historical detail and a truly adult love story confirm Gabaldon as a superior writer.”—Publishers Weekly, on Voyager
“Unforgettable characters . . . richly embroidered with historical detail.”—The Cincinnati Post, on Drums of Autumn
“A grand adventure written on a canvas that probes the heart, weighs the soul and measures the human spirit across [centuries].”—CNN, on The Fiery Cross
“The large scope of the novel allows Gabaldon to do what she does best, paint in exquisite detail the lives of her characters.”—Booklist, on A Breath of Snow and Ashes
“Features all the passion and swashbuckling that fans of this historical fantasy series have come to expect.”—People, on Written in My Own Heart’s Blood
From the Hardcover edition.
Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing the Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth
Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!
A Guide Book of United States Coins 2017: The Official Red Book, Spiralbound Edition
I Am Pusheen the Cat
Things you should know about Pusheen.
Birthday: February 18
Sex: Female
Where she lives: In the house, on the couch, underfoot
Her favorite pastime: Blogging, sleeping
Her best feature: Her toe beans
Her favorite food: All of them
Pusheen is a pleasantly plump cat who has warmed hearts and tickled funny bones of millions worldwide with her signature GIF animated bops, bounces, and tail wiggles. Now, Pusheen is ready to make the leap from digital to print in her first comic collection! Learn what makes her purr and find out why millions of people have already fallen in love with this naughty, adorable kitty. Featuring some of the most popular stories from Pusheen’s Tumblr and Facebook pages (plus a healthy serving of never-before-seen material), I Am Pusheen the Cat is a treat for cat lovers and comics fans alike.
Guinness World Records 2017 Gamer's Edition
How Dogs Love Us: A Neuroscientist and His Adopted Dog Decode the Canine Brain
After his family adopted Callie, a shy, skinny terrier mix, Berns decided that there was only one way to answer that question—use an MRI machine to scan the dog’s brain. His colleagues dismissed the idea. Everyone knew that dogs needed to be restrained or sedated for MRI scans. But if the military could train dogs to operate calmly in some of the most challenging environments, surely there must be a way to train dogs to sit in an MRI scanner.
With this radical conviction, Berns and his dog would embark on a remarkable journey and be the first to glimpse the inner workings of the canine brain. Painstakingly, the two worked together to overcome the many technical, legal, and behavioral hurdles. Berns’s research offers surprising results on how dogs empathize with human emotions, how they love us, and why dogs and humans share one of the most remarkable friendships in the animal kingdom.
How Dogs Love Us answers the age-old question of dog lovers everywhere and offers profound new evidence that dogs should be treated as we would treat our best human friends: with love, respect, and appreciation for their social and emotional intelligence.
365 Dogs Page-A-Day Calendar 2017
The Lion in the Living Room: How House Cats Tamed Us and Took Over the World
“Dig deep into the history, biology, and science of house cats in this charming, highly informative read that explains how cats came to rule.” —B&N Reads
“Eminently readable and gently funny, Tucker’s blend of pop science and social commentary will appeal to cat lovers as well as a broad general audience with an interest in natural history.” —Library Journal (starred review)
A lively adventure through history, natural science, and pop culture in search of how cats conquered the world, the Internet, and our hearts.
House cats rule back alleys, deserted Antarctic islands, and our bedrooms. Clearly, they own the Internet, where a viral cat video can easily be viewed upwards of ten million times. But how did cats accomplish global domination? Unlike dogs, they offer humans no practical benefit. The truth is they are sadly incompetent rat-catchers and pose a threat to many ecosystems. Yet, we love them still.
To better understand these furry strangers in our midst, Abby Tucker travels to meet the breeders, activists, and scientists who’ve dedicated their lives to cats. She visits the labs where people sort through feline bones unearthed from the first human settlements, treks through the Floridian wilderness in search of house cats on the loose, and hangs out with Lil Bub, one of the world’s biggest feline celebrities.
Witty, intelligent, and always curious, Tucker shows how these tiny creatures have used their relationship with humans to become one of the most powerful animals on the planet. The appropriate reaction to a cuddly kitten, it seems, might not be aww but awe.
Paint by Sticker: Create 12 Masterpieces One Sticker at a Time!
Paint by Sticker includes everything you need to create twelve vibrant, full-color “paintings.” The images—including sunflowers, a fox, a hummingbird in mid-flight, two boats on the water—are rendered in “low-poly,” a computer graphics style that creates a 3-D effect. As in paint-by-number, each template is divided into dozens of spaces, each with a number that corresponds to a particular colored sticker. Find the sticker, peel it, and place it in the right space. Add the next, and the next, and the next—it’s an activity that’s utterly absorbing as you watch a “painting” emerge from a flat black-and-white illustration to a dazzling image with color, body, spirit.
The pages are perforated for easy removal, making it simple to frame the completed images.
Art of Coloring Star Wars: 100 Images to Inspire Creativity and Relaxation (Art Therapy)
"The Psalms in Color" Inspirational Adult Coloring Book
- Perforated One-Side Printed Sturdy Pages
- Designed for Fun - Serenity - Calmness & Quiet Inspiration
- 56 Full Page Ink Drawings With Scripture From Psalms
- Includes 7 Pages With Gift Tags - Bookmarks - Cards to Color
- Presentation Page for Gift-Giving
- 8 1/2 x 11 Inch
DC Comics Encyclopedia All-New Edition
Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book (Humorous Coloring Books For Grown-Ups)
- Premium matte finish cover design
- Printed single sided on bright white paper
- Perfect for all coloring mediums
- High quality 60# paper stock
- Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages
- Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775
- Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964
- Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065
- Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X
- Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759
- Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578
- Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237
- Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500
Art of Coloring: Moana: 100 Images to Inspire Creativity
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (The Oatmeal)
Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat humor in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.
If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat-themed comic strips. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have for cat-lovers from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.